he unholied the holy water

Welcome to The Littlest Winter Soldier, my ancient series of action-figure comics starring my desk and various unrelated objects. Bucky talks in italics, Steve in ordinary text, and Tony in bold, because Tony. Many more characters will show up along the way.

i’m not sure what to think about this

me either like

is that actual holy water or just water water

sup, underbed red, cap'n, what are we looking at here

hey decadent imperialist

tony you know about branding and marketing right

what exactly does this product claim to deliver

well

for one thing i think their choice of quote is unfortunate

“he that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, from within him shall flow rivers of living water”

hahahahaha does it actually say that

so it’s not real holy water

there’s one easy way to check

see what happens when you put a godless commie in it

tony would you quit it with the communist jokes already it’s super obnoxious

no the running-dog capitalist is right

avert your eyes, i may take on other forms