please join me in welcoming agent romanoff

Hi guys.

hi nat

sup

agent romanoff

Which one of you finished the leftover sesame noodles?

bucky

totally bucky

in conclusion, bucky

hey, ownership of leftover sesame noodles is theft

also stark how come you never make commie jokes about natasha, she’s the only actual russian in the vicinity

because unlike you, red scare, agent romanoff is capable of reducing me to abject quivering terror with a glance

that’s why

Aww, Mister Stark, you say the sweetest things.