Varney the Vampyre recaps, collected for your convenience
In chronological order. You may note that I am inconsistent with the spelling of vampire; I think it’s contagion from the total lack of consistency found everywhere in the text.
VS Presents Varney the Vampyre, or The Feast of Blood (and is not making any of it up)
The Probable Consequence of the Mysterious Apparition’s Appearance: Varney the Vampire
Varney the Vampire Gets Shot Some More (Also There Is Breaking and Entering)
Charles Holland's Sad Feelings, Plus More Gunfire: Varney the Vampire, cont'd
I Defy You To Your Teeth, Sir: Varney the Vampire (Finally) Heats Up
FIGHT ME: Varney the Vampyre and the Dryly Witty Correspondence
Varney the Vampire Develops the Outline of a Character, Plus Standard Gothic Novel Shit
Blood, the Vampyre's Motto: Varney the Vampire Has Very Little Game
FIGHT ME (AND ME, AND ME, AND ME): Varney the Vampire and the Endless Negotiation of Duels
DOWN WITH THE VAMPYRE: Brave Sir Francis Runs Away
REAL ESTATE DECISIONS OMG, or, Varney the Vampyre Doesn't Do A Whole Lot
"We Have Committed a Great Mistake," or, Varney the Vampyre and the Inept Ambush
"I propose that we procure two scythes," or, Varney the Vampyre Acts More Inexplicably than Usual
I Knew That Guy Was An Asshole: Varney the Vampyre and the Completely Unsurprising Plot Twist
Vampyre or Clock-Weight: It's Difficult to Tell, or Varney the Vampire and the Comic Relief
Sir Francis Varney Gets Shot Yet Again, or How Not to Punctuate Dialogue
Lengthy Conversations in a Dungeon: Varney the Vampyre Uncertain of Own Trope
Excitement, adventure, karmic retribution: Varney the Vampire Finally Has Some Stuff Happen
Nefarious Woodworking and Unwelcome Hangmen: Varney the Vampire Gets Interesting Again
What in the Name of All That's Inexplicable: Varney the Vampyre Gets Away Yet Again
To Me 'Tis Full of Horrible Shapes: Someone At So Long Last Calls Varney the Vampyre On His Bullshit
"There are things living in the stream, and I am one of them": Varney the Vampyre Goes Nowhere Fast
"He wants a dollop of blood from somebody": Varney the Vampyre and the Angry Mob, Parkour Edition
"And now I have but to lie down and die": Varney the Vampyre Retcons His Own Goddamn Introduction
Grave-Robbing and Pointless Hungarians: Varney the Vampyre spends this one largely passed out
Art Theft and Ent Henchmen: The Farewell of Varney the Vampyre
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Varney the Vampyre Starts Afresh