because of course she can

ok so

the fridge magnets and inappropriate magnetic poetry on the arm was one thing but now stark’s just gone too far

why, what did he do this time

hung one of those ‘elderly people’ warning road signs on the door

we don’t have to put up with that sort of thing

people these days have no respect

GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS! I HAVE RETURNED!

hi, thor, welcome back

sup magic space viking, what took you

I BROKE MY JOURNEY FROM ASGARD ONLY ONCE, FOR IT IS THE SEASON OF THE SPICED-PUMPKIN LATTÉ, WHICH AMONG THE NINE REALMS IS FOUND NOWHERE BUT ON YOUR PLANET.

did

did you just actually

show up fifteen minutes late with starbucks without even a hint of irony

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE FOR WHAT?

–Hey, Thor. Think you might have dropped something. 

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woah nat i didn’t know you could wield that thing

that’s kind of hot

ok ok ok people what is going on here, hi thor, welcome back 

i thought we agreed on the no lightning indoors rule also that better be a goddamn caramel macchiato with my name on it or we’re gonna have words

agent romanoff, kindly put the improbable magic hammer down and quit breaking everybody’s brain

welp

i’ve officially seen all the crazy shit i’m capable of seeing for one day, i’m out

you and me both, bucky

let’s go watch a movie or something, i’m gonna put a sign on the door under “elderly people” that says “get off my lawn, this means you”

young whippersnappers with their magic flying hammers and i don’t know what all

i might keep the magnetic poetry though, some of that was funny as hell