things you don't want to see on a monday morning

by the power of grayskull

a magic space viking

hey, this thing is kinda cool

also stark you can’t make the godless commie joke anymore you know that right

barnes

i can’t believe i have to say this again

put down the legendary weapon

cause you know there’s like

a god right there

kind of settles the issue once and for all in my personal opinion

also i’m not sure i can put it down it’s kind of doing weird shit to my arm

I RETURNED FROM ASGARD FOR THIS?

there there

it’ll be okay, they’re starting auditions for shakespeare in the park next week

you’ll have a fantastic time

I MUST RESCUE THE DIRTBAG COMPANION OF CAPTAIN ROGERS FROM MJOLNIR BEFORE HIS ARM MELTS. GREAT IS ITS POWER, AND HEAVILY THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WIELDING IT LIES UPON THE ODINSON.

very philosophical of you, point break. also i don’t wanna clean up the mess.